The trick is growing up without growing old.

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

Most ball games are lost, not won.

The team has come along slow but fast.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.